masturbation101 (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} masturbation101) wrote,@ 2006-11-10 20:13:00 |
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In Which Jeremiah Eats a Pack of Starburst
Jeremiah opens the desk drawer closest to the bottom and pulls out a packet of Starburst. He tears off the wrapper and the individually wrapped pieces fall onto his desk. He counts. There are seven of them. Green, Pink, Red, Yellow, Orange, Green and Red. Jeremiah sorts them into colour piles. Red, Red, Pink, Orange, Yellow, Green and Green. Jeremiah eats a green and a red. Red, Pink, Orange, Yellow and Green. Ha! No doubles. Jeremiah sorts them in alphabetical order. Green, Orange, Pink, Red and Yellow. Jeremiah gets bored. He unwraps all the starburst and mush them into one gigantic starburst overlord. He sticks it in his mouth. He nearly chokes. Jeremiah spits the Starburst into the garbage can and sees this attempt as another chapter wasted.
